Mr. N: Gary Gygax died :(
K: who?
Mr. N: creator of dungeons and dragons
K: dude, you are so lucky you're already married and will have guaranteed ass for life
Mr. N: :(
K: why do you even know his name?
Mr. N: I am seriously bummed
well when you read his books for like 15 years.....
K: I read The Babysitter's Club series for like 8 years and I don't even remember the author
Mr. N: yeah but that shit’s lame
K: I'm bitting my tongue right now
Mr. N: come on you know dnd is way cooler than babysiters club
K: I don't know dude, there was this one book where Mary-Anne found a ghost in the attic and . . . compelling!
Mr. N: did they ever get lezbo with each other?
K: sadly no, if they had I would still be reading them
Mr. N: i might be too, is that creepy?
K: nah
Mr. N: I am seriously thinking about taking a half day to pull myself together
K: wait, for reals? Wow, you really are shaken up
Mr. N: dude this really makes me sad
K: maybe you should go be with robbie right now
Mr. N: I should call him... (he was only 69 years old homie)
K: yeah, he might want to hear it from you
Mr. N: he prolly doesn’t even know yet
K: probably not
Mr. N: its like i heard 10 million nerds cry out all at once, then vanish...
