2.11.2008

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE DOUCHE THAT TURNED INTO THE RITE AID ON FAIRFAX THIS MORNING

Dear Douchebag,

There is a handy feature installed in cars called . . . A TURN SIGNAL. I know, I know I should be equipped with a jack off mind reading device so that I know you intend to turn right, but that hasn't been invented yet. According to my research Buick introduced the first turn signal around 1940.

Howstuffworks.com shows these things are pretty simple:


See. Neat right? I realize that means you'd have to put down your phone and continue that text you were composing later, but let's face it, whatever you were saying wasn't that interesting anyway.

4 comments:

iwriteplays said...

Hey, that was a life-or-death text that douche was trying to send!

Of course, he chose "death"...

Not goth said...

I love LA more than any place on earth but hells people here need to learn how to use a turn signal. They were invented in 1925 btw so there really is no excuse.

If I had a dollar for everytime I screamed "use your turn f***ing signal it's not an optional extra" at someone I could buy that property up for sale near the Hollywood sign.

You have my empathy.

N said...

I'm right there with you, Not Goth. I'm still waiting for someone to buy me a talking license plate frame precisely so I can tell the world how great the turn signal is: http://pico-andtheman.blogspot.com/2007/05/got-signal.html

Not Goth said...

If I ever win the lottery I will buy it for you.. don't hold your breathe on that one though :D