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According to TV Guide, Poland has appointed a government probe to determine if Teletubbies are Gay.
"Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality.And they wonder why the rest of the world thinks they're idiots! As a child, before I even knew where Poland was on map I knew a good pollock joke. I'd like to let Ms. Sowinska in on a little secret . . . OF COURSE THEY'RE GAY! They are little, colorful, alien-looking things with shit on their head dancing around singing songs in some weird language that only Nell would understand. You really need a probe to figure that one out. Let me save you some future time and money . . . Barney is gay too. What they are really trying to say here is that they have a problem with homosexuality, so why don't they just cut out the middle man and call a spade a spade. Retards!
She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.
In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy.""
P.S. Way to go on the flag design Poland! It looks like the Polish version of Betsy Ross phoned it in that day.
3 comments:
You know, being a quarter Polish, I almost feel it necessary to defend them, but then again, they're idiots. This is why they are the butt of every joke.
I'm afraid that being even 25% Polish still renders one 100% retarded. Sorry d. :)
Yeah, the Poles are all dumb.
Look at this list of well known dumbasses:
Copernicus
Curie
Chopin
Polanski
Luxemburg
Walesa
That nation should be ashamed of itself.
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