5.29.2007

SERIOUSLY GUYS . . . YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?


Polish Flag

According to TV Guide, Poland has appointed a government probe to determine if Teletubbies are Gay.

"Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality.

She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy.""
And they wonder why the rest of the world thinks they're idiots! As a child, before I even knew where Poland was on map I knew a good pollock joke. I'd like to let Ms. Sowinska in on a little secret . . . OF COURSE THEY'RE GAY! They are little, colorful, alien-looking things with shit on their head dancing around singing songs in some weird language that only Nell would understand. You really need a probe to figure that one out. Let me save you some future time and money . . . Barney is gay too. What they are really trying to say here is that they have a problem with homosexuality, so why don't they just cut out the middle man and call a spade a spade. Retards!

P.S. Way to go on the flag design Poland! It looks like the Polish version of Betsy Ross phoned it in that day.

3 comments:

David said...

You know, being a quarter Polish, I almost feel it necessary to defend them, but then again, they're idiots. This is why they are the butt of every joke.

jojo from kokomo said...

I'm afraid that being even 25% Polish still renders one 100% retarded. Sorry d. :)

Neal said...

Yeah, the Poles are all dumb.

Look at this list of well known dumbasses:

Copernicus
Curie
Chopin
Polanski
Luxemburg
Walesa

That nation should be ashamed of itself.